Mental note to self...
Be careful when you say things like "don't just sit there!" when your kid spills a yogurt on the carpet. This may translate into:
"go ahead and dip your cookies in the spilled yogurt"
when you are at the store, and you see "organic corn and flax seed frozen waffles" just keep going, do not stop and put some in your cart, your kids will not eat them. No matter how much butter and syrup you put on them, they will not eat them.
if your 5 year old gives you a "makeover" and decides the "blue blush" (EYESHADOW) would look best on your cheeks....Remember to wash your face before answering the door for the UPS man.
if your kids find a grasshopper in the house, don't let them name it. it will become a pet and you will have to feed it and clean "Hoppy's" cage.
if you are busy and your kid asks you something and you hear "I will take that as a yes!" --- go find out what you just agreed to!!
When the same child who ate yogurt off the carpet-
leaves a chicken nugget on their plate and you ask "are you going to eat that?" and they say "NO" --- be sure to ask WHY before you eat it ....
The reason may be that it fell on the floor and they stepped on it and the dog sniffed it and.....
"go ahead and dip your cookies in the spilled yogurt"
when you are at the store, and you see "organic corn and flax seed frozen waffles" just keep going, do not stop and put some in your cart, your kids will not eat them. No matter how much butter and syrup you put on them, they will not eat them.
if your 5 year old gives you a "makeover" and decides the "blue blush" (EYESHADOW) would look best on your cheeks....Remember to wash your face before answering the door for the UPS man.
if your kids find a grasshopper in the house, don't let them name it. it will become a pet and you will have to feed it and clean "Hoppy's" cage.
if you are busy and your kid asks you something and you hear "I will take that as a yes!" --- go find out what you just agreed to!!
When the same child who ate yogurt off the carpet-
leaves a chicken nugget on their plate and you ask "are you going to eat that?" and they say "NO" --- be sure to ask WHY before you eat it ....
The reason may be that it fell on the floor and they stepped on it and the dog sniffed it and.....
posted by johanna peterson at 9:44 PM
3 Comments:
Hi,
Ha, ha, ha, you made me laugh again! It's as good as yor previous "Mommy's little shop of horrors", about those things that you were afraid about.
I really enjoyed.
Take a lot of care, Johanna! :-)
heehee, the chicken nugget thing just has me rolling! :)
ROLMBO!!!! you totally had me laughing all the way thru! too funny :D
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